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netjamjr:

So, in one of my four English classes everyone had to do a presentation which was essentially a hypothetical situation in which we were supposed to be a ninth grade teacher in our first five minutes of class, and that’s totally fine—except that like half of the twenty or thirty people started…

You see Elliotte, it’s because you say shit like that. Everyone else is so desperate to evangelize their own identities or what they desire to be their identities, and you’re just like, “Silly humans.”