Hi, my name is J.D. Well technically it's not ACTUALLY J.D. That's just my initials.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
I doubt anyone will see this since it’s so early, but I really need someone to take all this fucking leftover soda off my hands. Like, it is ridiculous. I am going to produce sone Olympian grade kidney stone if I drink all this shit. Also I’m trying to ween my way off soda, so this isn’t really helping. And even if I wasn’t, I’d still rather avoid feeling like total shit for the next two weeks due to junk food overload.