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Can  I just say that I’ve got some pretty fucking fantastic friends? I will be the first to admit that I am picky about the people I choose to befriend, and I like to believe that I have picked very well.

You guys are all totally baller, and I just want to thank you for existing.

Except Jenna, who is instead a very sick and unfortunate baller. Also a fat whore. I’m sorry that your body couldn’t take all the stress of being the size of the known universe. You were missed, and rest assured not a soul at the party left without understanding what actually causes gravity. Feel better, kiddo. And by that, I mean walk it off.

JK I know you can’t actually walk you’re too fat.