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I think it’s been, like, eight years since I actually hosted a legit freaking party. Soul Calibur was entertaining for a while, but it turns out the best kind of party is one where people just talk.

Yeah, no joke. People fucking love talking more than anything else. It’s just weird to say. You can’t just be like, “Oh, let’s just sit down and talk for a while.” Even if that’s consciously what you want to do. It just has to happen. And then before you know it everyone is enjoying themselves immensely.

And fuck I am exhausted.