Hi, my name is J.D. Well technically it's not ACTUALLY J.D. That's just my initials.

 

You say slightly unattractive, I say homely. And you know what? That’s like at least 20%. Add that up and you’ve got yourself 160% attractive. We’re talking golden goblet double-D’s dipped in the menstrual ambrosia of Aphrodite herself.
Yes, Ms. Newman. I say yes.

You say slightly unattractive, I say homely. And you know what? That’s like at least 20%. Add that up and you’ve got yourself 160% attractive. We’re talking golden goblet double-D’s dipped in the menstrual ambrosia of Aphrodite herself.

Yes, Ms. Newman. I say yes.