Hi, my name is J.D. Well technically it's not ACTUALLY J.D. That's just my initials.

 

I Would Just Like To Point Out

That I share my birthday with Franklin Delano Roosevelt. And that this is one of the things I am most proud of in life.

Like, you could give me some badass super Nobel award for being awesome and it would still not measure up to sharing this day with good ol’ Polio-Legs McBaller.

Happy birthday FDR. Stay G.