Hi, my name is J.D. Well technically it's not ACTUALLY J.D. That's just my initials.

 

Oh, look, now I’m watching it on Youtube.

Technically legally, since I actually bought the product elsewhere. But man, if they’re going to bitch about piracy so much, the least corporations can do is make their products more reliably available. Otherwise they’re just giving people an incentive not to care about legality.