February 2012
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Mindfuckstuck
Yeah, last night I guess I was bored at work or something, so in my distraction I ended up playing around with my own hypothetical Homsetuck universe, just for shits and giggles.
After getting home, I ended up having to spend three hours trying to figure out the mechanics behind what the hell I’d just conceived. It gave me a headache, but I think I mostly got it figured out. I was pretty...
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uselessregrets replied to your audio post: Lifehouse— Simon This is happening right now….
If I remember correctly, you liked lifehouse when you were 17 too…
Bahahahaha I can’t believe you called me out on that!
I barely even knew they existed at fourteen. I even thought after posting that, Shit no that was more like seventeen. But yeah I just really needed some cheesy teenager...
Lifehouse— Simon
This is happening right...
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Necessary Evils
I’m working on my second blog (yeah that’s still a thing), and I just got to the part where I’m running around the town of Onett.
In other words I just got to the first town.
So that it’s easier to coordinate the posts for this thing, I’m going ahead and talking to all the NPC’s ahead of time and screen capping the good ones and potential good ones. Barely...
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Oh my god.
Why am I awake. I went to bed at 3:00.
Goddammit.
I’d just like to point out this has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that I insist on imbibing copious amounts of caffeine at stupidly inappropriate hours.
Absolutely nothing.
I have a headache.
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I've Got This Idea
Where I make this blog and select random words from the dictionary to put on quaint, mono-colored backgrounds with numbers. It would be, like, wordsandwordslotsofwords.tumblr.com.
Buuuuuttt I’m pretty sure I already waste enough of my own time as it is.
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.skool ti naht redarh si sdrawkcab gnipyT
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.gnihtyreve ot egami noitcaer a sa siht esu tsuj I fi tahW
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Semantics
Me: We killed them before with the Runesword.
Elliotte: Runeblade*
Me: Runeedge
Elliotte: Runecutlass*
Me: Magic Ghost Hammer of Death**
Me: Ghost Sword****
Elliotte: **Flying Ghost Hammer with Runes***
Me: **Basically Nethros's Penis**********
Elliotte: **Nethros's Runepenis****
Me: **Oh my god***
ME: ***************************************************************************************88
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Yo Dawg I Heard You Like Editing
Elliotte: Man, Google Docs is so cool.
Elliotte: I am writing the document with both my computers.
Elliotte: Like, they are both editing the same document at the same time.
Elliotte: There is no logical reason for me to be doing this, but it's totally rad that I can anyway.
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I Don't Know How Many Times This Has Been...
But I think one of the GameFAQs walkthroughs that Rose read way back when was authored by Roxy.
I Just Want Peace And Love And Shit
So I kind of already knew this, but making my cast of characters in SC 5 made it even more apparent: I suck at creating villains. Or really, I just don’t like to. I enjoy creating people with unlikable personalities, but I just don’t feel compelled toward outright need-to-be-eliminated bad guys. I’ve only got, like, two or three of those. Mainly just this one douchebag immortal...
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Meeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Looks like I’m going to have to take my computer into the shop. It’s like a car in winter right now—it takes about ten to fifteen minutes for it to start running effectively. Whatevs. I need it to do work on my personal projects, but other than that I’m being kept busy by Soul Calibur and Saints Row.
I’ve made 19 characters already. It’s ridiculous. It...
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Well, I just manually went through the processes in taskmanager and looked them up and sourced them, and I searched svchost on the computer since apparently that came up at my part, and I’ve had my antivirus scan a few times, and…
I still don’t know what’s wrong. This thing is running godawfully poorly and it’s driving me crazy not knowing why. I’m thinking I...
netjamjr replied to your chat: I See What You Did There
I hate everything about you.
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I See What You Did There
Viola: I feel ridiculous.
Boss: But you look fantastic!
Viola: I didn't get a masters in Economics to look like a slut!
Boss: Then consider yourself an outlier.
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I Really Want To Enter A Grand Narcissist...
I know exactly how I’d win.
See, I’d show up, take ALL OF THE PICTURES, and then I’d leave without even competing. The competition itself would be below me, plus I already won. I’d give them my address for them to mail the trophy later, but there’s no need because of course they’d already have my address. Everyone has my address. Not to mention they’ll be...
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Reflections on Meager Existence: Short Break from... →
netjamjr:
So, in one of my four English classes everyone had to do a presentation which was essentially a hypothetical situation in which we were supposed to be a ninth grade teacher in our first five minutes of class, and that’s totally fine—except that like half of the twenty or thirty people started…
You see Elliotte, it’s because you say shit like that. Everyone else is so...
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Hey Friends And Stuff
I doubt anyone will see this since it’s so early, but I really need someone to take all this fucking leftover soda off my hands. Like, it is ridiculous. I am going to produce sone Olympian grade kidney stone if I drink all this shit. Also I’m trying to ween my way off soda, so this isn’t really helping. And even if I wasn’t, I’d still rather avoid feeling like total...
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A Note On Yesterday
Can I just say that I’ve got some pretty fucking fantastic friends? I will be the first to admit that I am picky about the people I choose to befriend, and I like to believe that I have picked very well.
You guys are all totally baller, and I just want to thank you for existing.
Except Jenna, who is instead a very sick and unfortunate baller. Also a fat whore. I’m sorry that your...
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FUCK BITCHES.
Chowdog got me Saints Row 3 for my birthday. I wasn’t even planning on playing it.
Oh my gawd, it is so time to get my British gangstah on. I am dropping this bitch like it’s a hot fucking tamale cooked in the belly of Satan’s pet fucking dragon.
Fuck. yes.
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That Was Fun
I think it’s been, like, eight years since I actually hosted a legit freaking party. Soul Calibur was entertaining for a while, but it turns out the best kind of party is one where people just talk.
Yeah, no joke. People fucking love talking more than anything else. It’s just weird to say. You can’t just be like, “Oh, let’s just sit down and talk for a while.”...
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January 2012
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I Would Just Like To Point Out
That I share my birthday with Franklin Delano Roosevelt. And that this is one of the things I am most proud of in life.
Like, you could give me some badass super Nobel award for being awesome and it would still not measure up to sharing this day with good ol’ Polio-Legs McBaller.
Happy birthday FDR. Stay G.
So, uh... Hey
This is going to be really, really long, but I would still like to request that if you know me in real life, please read this. It doesn’t even matter if you know me all that well. But, it would make me happy. Think of it as a birthday favor. And, if you don’t know me, then I guess it really doesn’t matter either way. If anything, it might be… interesting? Something along...
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If You're Going To Tell Someone That Happiness Is...
I want you to say the same thing to a person at their twin sister’s funeral and see if you still believe that after getting punched in the face.
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A conversation about marriage (with some...
sidhewelton:
Classmate #1: Like, I’m okay with gay people wanting to be with each other. But marriage should be between a guy and a girl. Classmate #2: I don’t even want to see it. Like, it’s nasty. Me: Oh my god! I know! My neighbor was talking about how he and his Jewish girlfriend wanna get married and I was like “Why should you two be allowed to get married?” in...
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breathemeundeniably started following you
I’m don’t know who this is, but they are probably the most intriguing follower I’ve ever received on this site. When it comes to following, I don’t necessarily do reciprocal follows, but I do always at least check out the blog of a new follower to see if I might want to. Following this person back, however, seems pretty futile...
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Any One Of My Mates Want My Free Drink Card?
Since I have a registered Starbucks card, I just got one of these super duper birthday drink thingamajigs in the mail. I’m probably not going to use it. I work there. I make super duper thingamadrinks for free. I’d rather let someone else reap these sweet cyclical benefits.
Catch is you have to visit me at work. Yeah, I know. Sucks, right? That JD kid. Sheesh. What fucking baristo is...
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Pink Shoe La Rue: "Ground Your Boss From the Dick" →
pinkshoelarue:
Wassup playaz…I wanna thank tha Lord Jesus Christ for blessin’ us with dis here pimpin. Without him I wouldn’t be able to go hard on a bitch for my fiscal health. I sent out my harem of bitches to hump up my mortgage money about an hour ago, so I got some time to get into some fan-mail.
Jonathan…
I think the best thing about this is the grammatical aptitude.
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confidential:
SOPA and PIPA Fully Alive – And a New Bill Joins Them
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learnwhydemonstray:
Reblog Reblog Reblog!
FUCK NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN.
Of course it’s not dead, they won’t stop until they’ve pushed the public too far and Tyler Durden becomes a real person. It makes me wonder if the public outcry had been expected, and now that everyone...
Oh, look, now I'm watching it on Youtube.
Technically legally, since I actually bought the product elsewhere. But man, if they’re going to bitch about piracy so much, the least corporations can do is make their products more reliably available. Otherwise they’re just giving people an incentive not to care about legality.